I’m distracting you , ya big turd blossom
Genetically-modified talking raccoons and giant anthropomorphic trees are one thing, but Peter Quill’s ability to consistently find fresh double A batteries for his 1980s Walkman on alien planets in distant galaxies that are so far beyond that technology? Come on, Marvel, that’s just unrealistic.
Guardians of the Galaxy? More like
GUYS, IN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, GAMORA MAKES A COMMENT ABOUT PETER’S SHIP BEING FILTHY, AND PETER SAYS
"Well, if you had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting"
THIS IS A JACKSON POLLOCK PAINTING
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO SEMEN WHEN YOU SHINE A BLACK LIGHT ON IT
raise ya hand if ur glad Zoe Saldana’s cheekbones r guarding the galaxy